Wednesday 5 January 2011

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California’s SB 1411, which adds a layer of criminal and civil penalties for certain online impersonations, goes into effect starting today. The consequences include a fine of up to $1,000, and/ or up to a year in jail. So don’t go and do something crazy like impersonate Google CEO Eric Schmidt on Facebook. There may be consequences.


The full text and a summary of the bill are below. There’s a good overview and analysis of it as well, on ZDNet. The state has created a new crime, and a new section is being added to the penal code.


There has to be intent to harm, intimidate, threaten, or defraud another person – not necessarily the person you are impersonating. Free speech issues, including satire and parody, aren’t addressed in the text of the bill. The courts will likely sort it out. Hopefully without my direct participation.


SB 1411, Simitian. Impersonation: Internet.

Existing law makes it a crime to falsely impersonate another in

either his or her private or official capacity, as specified.

Existing law also makes it a crime to knowingly access and, without

permission, alter, damage, delete, destroy, or otherwise use any

data, computer, computer system, or computer network in order to

devise or execute any scheme or artifice to defraud, deceive, or

extort, or wrongfully control or obtain money, property, or data. For

a violation thereof, in addition to specified criminal penalties,

existing law authorizes an aggrieved party to bring a civil action

against the violator, as specified.

This bill would provide that any person who knowingly and without

consent credibly impersonates another actual person through or on an

Internet Web site or by other electronic means, as specified, for

purposes of harming, intimidating, threatening, or defrauding another

person is guilty of a misdemeanor. The bill would, in addition to

the specified criminal penalties, authorize a person who suffers

damage or loss to bring a civil action against any person who

violates that provision, as specified. Because the bill would create

a new crime, the bill would impose a state-mandated local program.

The California Constitution requires the state to reimburse local

agencies and school districts for certain costs mandated by the

state. Statutory provisions establish procedures for making that

reimbursement.

This bill would provide that no reimbursement is required by this

act for a specified reason.


THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA DO ENACT AS FOLLOWS:


SECTION 1. Section 528.5 is added to the Penal Code, to read:

528.5. (a) Notwithstanding any other provision of law, any person

who knowingly and without consent credibly impersonates another

actual person through or on an Internet Web site or by other

electronic means for purposes of harming, intimidating, threatening,

or defrauding another person is guilty of a public offense punishable

pursuant to subdivision (d).

(b) For purposes of this section, an impersonation is credible if

another person would reasonably believe, or did reasonably believe,

that the defendant was or is the person who was impersonated.

(c) For purposes of this section, “electronic means” shall include

opening an e-mail account or an account or profile on a social

networking Internet Web site in another person’s name.

(d) A violation of subdivision (a) is punishable by a fine not

exceeding one thousand dollars ($1,000), or by imprisonment in a

county jail not exceeding one year, or by both that fine and

imprisonment.

(e) In addition to any other civil remedy available, a person who

suffers damage or loss by reason of a violation of subdivision (a)

may bring a civil action against the violator for compensatory

damages and injunctive relief or other equitable relief pursuant to

paragraphs (1), (2), (4), and (5) of subdivision (e) and subdivision

(g) of Section 502.

(f) This section shall not preclude prosecution under any other

law.

SEC. 2. No reimbursement is required by this act pursuant to

Section 6 of Article XIII B of the California Constitution because

the only costs that may be incurred by a local agency or school

district will be incurred because this act creates a new crime or

infraction, eliminates a crime or infraction, or changes the penalty

for a crime or infraction, within the meaning of Section 17556 of the

Government Code, or changes the definition of a crime within the

meaning of Section 6 of Article XIII B of the California

Constitution.


Banks increased fees for initial share sales by 62 percent to 5.63 percent
from the lowest level on record, even as the amount that U.S.
companies raised from IPOs decreased by almost half to $16.4 billion
this year, according to Bloomberg data. While the biggest surge

in stocks since the Great Depression revived the IPO market and helped
enrich bankers, almost 40 percent of offerings sold by underwriters in
the second half of 2009 have left buyers with losses
, the data show.



Crunch the numbers: at a $50
billion valuation, with Goldman in the box seat as lead banker to an
IPO and at the rates quoted in 2009, then it could pocket $2.8 billion
gross in fees. And that’s on top of whatever it creams off the $1.5
billion fund it is creating as part of the deal that sees it currently
investing $450 million. Assuming an IPO in the next 12 months then by
my reckoning, Goldman’s ‘investment’ nets a 6x return.


If Goldman is successful (and
remember that the Special Purpose Vehicle covering the $1.5 billion has
to get past the SEC first but honestly – do they care?) then what
happens to the Twitter’s of this world? Does its investors start
clamoring for an exit? You bet.


That can only spell one thing: bubble times are here again.


Ya Damn skippy, sailor. Howlett hit it right on the head. What type
of revenues, profits and growth justify a $50 billion valuation for a
very young, private company with sparse net cash flows? The type that
are marketed by those who are doing God’s work! now, let’s build on Mr.
Howlett’s and Dignan’s ideas the BoomBustBlog way. We shall begin with
the $1.5 billion dollar fund that Mr. Howlett alleges GS is creating
around the Facebook cash injection. Yesterday’s BoomBustBlog rticle, Facebook Becomes One Of The Most Highly Valued Media Companies In The World Thanks To Goldman, & Its Still Private!
clearly detailed why and how many of these private equity and client
funds routinely gut investors (we’re talking up to 92% in losses!) while
Goldman (and other GPs) still walk away with profits (see Even With Clawbacks, the House Always Wins in Private Equity Funds). I have posted the model that illustrates this bank wins, investor loses phenomenon as a live spreadsheet online for all paying BoomBustBlog subscribers
to use at will. It’s quite the comprehensive model and allows for the
user to run a myriad of their own assumptions using any inputs they
please. As subscribers will see, it is nearly impossible for Goldman to
lose money on their Facebook private fund, no matter how badly Facebook
shares perform. Please beware that is unlocked and fairly complex, so
please do not make any formulae changes to it for it corrupts the
experience for other users. Here is an excerpt for those who do
subscribe to our research and services, YET!



Even with the fund taking 45%+ losses and the LP (limited partners,
ex. Goldman’s clients) losing every last single dime, Goldman easily
pulls a 33% return. God forbid Facebook share actually do well,
Goldman’s numbers look… Well… Damn near illegal! Almost as if they can
pump up a price without any fundamental justification or public
disclosure of financials and still sell it retail to the public. Of
course, such a thing could and would never occur – not with the every
vigilant SEC to take our backs. Excuse me while a cough a up a lung from
laughter…



You see, this is the dirty little secret of private equity funds.
They are not in the business of investing money for client’s maximum
risk adjusted return. They are in the business of collecting fees. Those
poor innocent (or not so, particularly when they are investing their
clients monies, hence are in the same business) souls that actually
believe as the commenter above quoted “Wow!!! If Goldman is putting their money in this, it must be serious!”simply
the lamb being led to the private equity/IPO slaughterhouse. You see,
there is no loss to GS – no matter how high they bid up the valuation
nor how hard it comes crashing down. This gives them the incentive to
shoot for the sky with the private equity deal, because when the IPO
breaks, its bonuses bigger than nearly any have ever seen. Facebook
makes and excellent marketing story as well. Boy Wunderkind CEO, a
product nearly everyone uses and loves, and a mysterious dearth  of
business model to give it a mystical effect. Don’t forget the
involvement of the “cream of the crop” of Wall Street banks, whose
bankers, traders and analysts are all so much smarter than us guys from
Brooklyn. Add this up, and you get “Wow!!! If Goldman is putting their money in this, it must be serious!”.


I will continue this in a few hours via my next article that
illustrates an actual Facebook offering, complete with valuations –
which should be a doozy, Wait until we get to add up all of those
Goldman fees – Facebook investors win or lose. Just to be clear, this is
not hate for Goldman, but elucidation and clarification regarding
exactly what business Goldman, et. al. are actually in and how they are
able to generate the profits that they do. Many think that Goldman is
the best and brightest on the Street. Those guys went to the same
schools, studied under the same teachers, graduated and employed using
the same strategies trading the same products as everybody else. Get
over the mysticism marketing bullshit and you just have a politically
connect, very well marketed investment bank that was just bailed out by
the government. The same as every major IB in this country. I have no
hate (nor love, for that matter) for Goldman but I am about setting the
record straight. If you really think Goldman is really that good at
anything outside of raking profits off the back of their clients, I
suggest you take a long, strong look at their track record versus mine - Did Reggie Middleton, a Blogger at BoomBustBlog, Best Wall Streets Best of the Best?


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